Screw the sport of Kings! Fandom Safari is the game of Champions. You have roughly one minute to explain and sell us on your particular fandom and the shortest recording wins.
To play, record a brief intro/hello for the report as an MP3, and your fandom safari entry as a second MP3. Then email them to us! That's the whole process. The winner will be announced in the final episode of that season.
We can't guarantee you'll be in the episode the same week you record, but we can say you'll definitely be on the show. Also: the prize is terrible. We're not telling you what it is ahead of time - that's how bad it is.