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506 Jupiter Ascending

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This podcast has everyone: Pru, MK, Leupagus, Twentysomething, Merelyn, and The Hoyden, all coming together to experience the great love story of princess toiletbrush and her loyal speed skating space wolf with wings. Also, Sean Bumblebean, King of the Bees.

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419 Guardians of the Galaxy with Leupagus and Merelyn

419 Guardians of the Galaxy
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Are you an asshole but not 100% a dick? Then you’re in the right place. This week we’re joined by two of our favourite assholes, Leupagus and Merelyn to have a spoiler-heavy discussion about Guardians of the Galaxy, from why the opening was weak and why that one line we all hate was dumb to why Groot is the best tree, just the best tree ever no for real don’t even bother fighting us on this one and how much we loved this movie. By the way, in case you haven’t heard? Groot is the best tree.

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415 How To Train Your Dragon 2

415 How To Train Your Dragon 2
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Get out your rain stick and shake it like a polaroid picture, because apparently that business controls Alpha Dragons. We set aside a whole hour this week to talk about how much we absolutely hated How To Train Your Dragon 2, how it goes completely against the first (amazing!) movie, and why you should absolutely not pay legal tender to see this movie. Spoilers ahoy, dragon pirates. We’ve got a lot of feelings about this one.

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412 X-Men Days of Future Past with The Hoyden

412 Days of Futures Past with Hoyden
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It’s time to get high on nasal decongestants and serums that fuck with your DNA, because Hoyden and Pru have congregated this very special week to talk about the latest, the probably not greatest, X-Men: Days of Futures Past. We discuss how the hell this movie managed to keep so many different threads clear, and whether or not the character arcs for our trio of leads worked, and if this movie course corrected on some of the more annoying paternalism from the first. Also, Wolverine’s butt. So if you’re ready for a spoiler heavy podcast with national treasure Hoyden tripping balls on cold medicine and holding up admirably the entire time, this is your time.

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411 Spider-man 2 with Merelyn

411 Spider-man 2 with Merelyn
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Break out your grain alcohol and sense of inevitable disappointment, because /report got Pru and Merelyn hammered and talking about The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Fair warning, tender listeners, we absolutely hated this movie and our hour+ dissertation on why we do is unwavering on this point, not even Andrew Garfield’s doe eyes and jiggly backside or Emma Stone’s dynamic brightness and fantastic hats could rescue our feelings. But if you want someone to commiserate, or hear stories about terrible life choices, the best leather seats at an AMC in New York, or our various “best parts of the movie” (none of which involved the movie), stick around.

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409 Captain America and the Winter Solider with Leupagus and Screamlet

409 Captain America and the Winter Soldier with Leupagus and Screamlet
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Folks, our long national nightmare is over. It’s time for /report’s Captain America: Winter Soldier: Crying GayMakeouts Brutal Face-punching episode. We talk about the massive universe reset, whether or not the movie title was a cruel misdirection, our continuing and unabated anger at one particular character, and how sad we are about Bucky Barnes. (Spoiler: Very sad.) This episode also contains spoilers for Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD’s latest episodes, so keep that in mind as you crank up the George Washington Rap and drop your mic to do some AMERICA.

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403 Hobbit 2 with Leupagus and Jay

403 Hobbit 2 with Leupagus and Jay
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Get on your ponies, losers, we’re going to Erebor. Again. Some more. This week, Pru, Leupagus and Jay talk Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug. In reality, that means we talk about dwarves, dwarves, dwarves, Sherlock Smaug, Pru undoubtedly earns herself some inevitable hatemail by talking about her dislike for “boy fiction,” we chat forest elves, and have a lot of feelings about Lake Town. Which is a town made of wood. Sitting at the foot of a mountain that houses a FIRE BREATHING DRAGON. Hold onto your arkenstones and testicles and let’s get this show on the road.

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323 The Cornetto Trilogy / World’s End

323 Cornetto Trilogy / World’s End
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Pile into the antique for this roadshow, /reporters, because this week MK and Pru are talking about the finale to Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy, The World’s End. We discuss what we liked about the movie (some stuff), what we disliked about the movie (more stuff), and where it fits into the context of Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. Strap in, because this is going to be a hell of a trip down the Golden Mile.

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320 Pacific Rim with Merelyn and Twentysomething

320 Pacific Rim
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Prepare for neural handshake, listeners, because MK, Pru, and Merelyn (with a special appearance by Sir Not Appearing In This Film, Twentysomething) are talking about Pacific Rim. Fair warning: if you really liked this movie – this is not the podcast for you. We chat about what worked for us in the movie, what didn’t (a lot), and about all the Japanese mecha animes that are the cultural forebears of this flick.

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316 ST:XII with Leupagus and Ayalesca

316 Star Trek XII with Leupagus and Ayalesca
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Thrusters on full, /reporters, because Leupagus and Ayalesca join Pru and MK this week to talk about Star Trek: Into Darkness. We discuss our weird relationship with this movie (did we like it? I think we did? are we sure? who fucking knows), “casting issues,” “plot issues” and other sundries. Stick around, and we can all be confused together.

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